The secret diary of an undercover jerk

Friday, October 27, 2006

If I could fit into her panties..

"Sayang? "

"Yes, my dear "

"Will you still love me if I'm fat? "

"How fat? "

"Like reeeeeally fat. "

"Like Bridget Jones? "

"Fatter "

"Hmm... Like when I can fit into your panties? "

"BABY! That's horrible! You're not suppose to be able to fit into it! "

And a tickling war ensued.

The serenity of the surrounding, the peace of mind and the chemistry with her. I just love nights like that. Pure bliss.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Dinner rendezvous

I look her intently. Perhaps a little too intently that she looked up from the dessert menu...

"Something on my face? "

"Just adoring you " I say as I lift her hand to my lips.

Earlier we agreed to meet at the bar across the road. She complained of being hungry after half a pint and not being a fan of pub food, we came into this restaurant.

The lobster orgasmic. It was cooked to perfection with cheese and garlic sauce dripping from the shell. She had the same and we shared a plate of escargots for starters.

"Stop staring..."

"Adore. "

"...adoring me for a few minutes and help me decide dessert "

"Chocolate fondue? I bought a new tube of chocolate yesterday "

She gave me a gentle kick underneath the table and the look. The "other people might hear you" look.

"Home alone tonight. Plenty of time for that later. I would like to try the banana fritters "

"And chocolate coated banana later "

One of these days my shin is going to break. I should start wearing shin-guard, really.

....

"Baby, I am reaching the point of no return soon "

She reached for the tube of chocolate and squeezed some onto my throbbing torpedo. The torpedo's head is so swollen it looks like it got stung by a bee. Before replacing the cover, she squeezed a generous amount on the tip of my torpedo.

Bloody hell... why do you have to squeeze so much... man... it's expensive! - I thought to myself.

To make a long dick short, she swallowed.

I was terrible to avoid kissing her after that but hey, I made it up by going down on her.

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Thursday, October 19, 2006

Tickling with the moonlight

She was in the kitchen when I stepped into her studio apartment. After taking off my shoes, I noticed her stockings on the leather sofa. On top of the stockings, laid a lacy white panty.

"Baby, I'm here! "

"Oh baby, I miss you so much! Please come into the kitchen "

"Mmmm " She likes it when I cuddle her from behind. I took a deep breathe through her long wavy hair.

"You are so adorable " I said before nibbling on her ear lobe. She turned her head and our lips met.

Dinner was good. She was trying a new recipe and the lasagne was cooked to perfection. I love her features. She has natural long eye-lashes and lips to die for. It doesnt matter that she's not as well endowed as other women. Her B-cup is just nice for me.

"Baby why dont you shower? I'll take care of the mess " I was hoping she'd say no but she immediately put down the plates on her hands and skipped away. Damn.

15 minutes later we were wrestling in the love tub. The occasional violent splash of water killed most of the candles around the love tub.

She kept her head dry by laying on my chest while I was leaning against the rim, admiring the shimmery surface of the water caused by the moonlight which came through the oversized bathroom window. Everything was so quiet and serene.

"Baby? "

"hmm ? "

"I love you "

I started to tickle her again. Riot ensued.

It was a very relaxing and enjoyable night, filled with content and happiness.

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Baby I promise I wont...

come in your mouth.

She looked up and contemplated what I just said.

"Baby, dont stop "

She wrapped her moist lips around my cock once more. Inside, her tongue playfully tried to encirle my swollen member. I was about to come moments before when she abruptly stopped, looked up and said "I dont want cum in my mouth ".

I reached down to cup her breasts. They hang just nicely off her chest, almost pink nipples pointing skyward. I wanted to suck on them but then I was about to come... after 0.2812 seconds of contemplation I decided it was not worth the hassle to switch position. I am usually bad at making ad hoc decisions. It was too much thinking to do. I was about to explode.

"Oh baby! " I let out a soft cry, my fingers caressing her nipples.

"Mmmphh... "

I was about to come. My hands gripped the back of her head firmly. For a moment, I thought I felt her tonsil with my forehead. Then it happened. Despite her warning and my promise.

I came so violently, so intense that I worried I blasted her tonsil off because she didnt talk to me for the whole night after that - which was kinda nice because I was a spent force.. Maybe I shouldnt have dozed off moments after ejaculating. I should have apologised first.

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